An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels...
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!
Consul: Man... Isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh... dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!!!